My Handicap for This Round:

Despite wondering around a golf course aimlessly for hours today feeling totally drained from the heat and uninspired by the lack of . . . anything, I feel like I got ample time to walk around and rethink the sport we know as golf. First, I don't blame anyone who may fall asleep at any point while watching the game. . . lets be honest it's a boring sport. Second, I will send care packages to caddies as well as the troops this year, because after an afternoon of carrying a small domnke bag all around the course, I can only imagine their pains. Third, the sky's get beautiful, but nobody seems to care. I would think with all the time people spend with their eyes towards the sky, scanning for tiny white balls they would stop and enjoy it. And finally, I am pretty frightened by the lifestyle these men must lead and how completely stereotypical rich, white, and suburban the whole experience was.